You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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