Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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