Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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