I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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