he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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