Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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