I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
high people should be assigned attendants
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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