Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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