Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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