I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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