let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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