Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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