Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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