So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
