She's JV to your varsity
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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