Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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