Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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