I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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