"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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