he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I have feelings that need drinking.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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