just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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