btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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