Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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