she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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