so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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