Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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