Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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