that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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