oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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