the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it's not cheating when I paid for it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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