im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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