i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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