these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
