im so drunk with asians
where?
always
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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