Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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