The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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