U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Two words: blizzard sex
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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