Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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