Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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