We should be called the Road Head Warriors
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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