i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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