Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
