he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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