i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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