dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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