i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
