my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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