So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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