She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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