I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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