Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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