On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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