My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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