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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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