you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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