Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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